Lonely Gamer Guys Get It On

Posted by Shooga in Gaming, RL | 1 comment

Does the thought of getting down and dirty playing online games with a hot female
gamer shake you to your digital core?

GameCrush.com is the newest innovation to make a buck off lonely guys….
The new service is designed to put male gamers (or females) in touch with sexy chicks who share their love of the controller! Allowing gamers to pay for play time with a webcammed hottie.

On March 23, 2010 the service will launch, supporting a number of popular and casual game titles for the Xbox 360! Players will get the chance to be hooked up with online vixens and battle over Xbox Live in games like GTA4, Battleship and halo3.

Whats the catch?…. So one girl or two? you choose, but don’t expect the fantasy to come cheap! A game with a digital angel will cost up to $8.25! After you pay the fee you’ll get 500 credits, it costs 400 credits to game with a femy and get this.. you’re expected to tip her with the remaining 100 credits… LOL

In the package, players will be able to communicate with their PlayDates via webcam and microphone. Feeling kinky? Customers can search female profiles and choose weather they want a dirty girl or one that loves to just flirt (If I want a tease I’ll surf for pR0n… lol).

GameCrush will get your Voltron up, but sadly it won’t last… after a six to eight minute match with your dream date its GAME OVER and shes on to the next chump. I’m expecting GameCrush.com to have guys everywhere screaming “YOU SUNK MY BATTLESHIP! Refund pleaze….”

Heres an example of one of the PlayDates you can choose from.. Call me picky, but PASS! For almost nine bucks, I’d expect more.

UPDATE: GameCrush.com launched around 10:00 pm est to waves of curious gamers!
Just twenty minutes after the website was open to the public, it crashed and burned… in a good way.  It has yet to be announced as to when the website will be back
online, but reps say they are in the process of adding plenty of servers.  It looks like they’ve made changes in the cost and time requirements as well…
500 credits will now cost $6.60 and instead of 6-8 minutes, clients will now be able to game for a full ten minutes.

A change of heart…..

I have to say as a female gamer I’ve sort of changed my opinion of GameCrush website, while I do think the price is hefty.. the cash benefit for the ladies is fantastic.

If you’re a girl gamer with a mic, chances are you’ve been harassed online and on more than a few occasions… most girls get hit with  “whats up girl!” at least 50 times a
gaming session or the ever popular,  “Do you you have a boyfriend?” .. Not only are you filling up our in-boxes with spam, but also begging for our friendship in the most annoying way possible, via non-stop random friend requests. GameCrush gives back power to the females and I love that!

GameCrush is not only a way for girls to get paid for being adored, but gives both parties a social outlet to talk about things they have in common!

I really think it’s how you look at it, while there is a seedy underbelly to GameCrush (Dirty style),  for most clients it’s a way to talk to a girl without strings attached in a relaxed and comfortable environment. I commend the website for giving the females involved, control.. allowing her to go as far as she feels necessary.

I have made an account on the website under the tag: Sh00gaSw33t
When the site comes back online, I will do a full review in detail of my experience.

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One comment

  1. Nickles says:

    Yeah as a semi-lonely, guy gamer myself I admit my interest was peaked when I first saw this. Until I read more of course. I see great potential in a site that acts as date/match service for male and female gamers, that not only allows them to meet but to also game together.

    However after reading this and looking at their chunk-tastic pinup girl all I could think was man…this is retarded, which reminds me of a Daniel Tosh quote “there ain’t nothing retarded about them tiddies *motor boat noises*”. Frankly I see it as an insult to all gamers no matter the gender, it turns all involved into whores and de-sanctifies the sanctity that is gaming. Kudos to Microsoft tho, If there is way to take advantage of gaming community you can bet Microsoft will pioneer it. Just more proof that they truly, truly don’t understand gamers and also hate them with a passion.


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